
Were these movies as astoundingly awesome as the tales in these comics? We may never know!
#39: Les Diaboliques (1955)

In the final frames of the movie, Henri-Georges Clouzot implores us not to reveal the ending, and I dare not fail to heed his warning in case any of you have not yet seen this masterpiece. Is this a ghost story, a murder gone wrong, a daring double-cross, a tale of guilt playing insidious tricks on the minds of wrongdoers? You keep guessing, and if perhaps you stumble upon the answer it just means that it was one of many possibilities to be considered.
#38: Dark Skies (2013)

Given generally poor reviews and largely ignored by audiences, this may my latest Hudson Hawk – something that I liked so much more than others that it may say something about me more than the movie. While the first half is shot and coded as a horror movie, it’s not exactly a secret that this is really about alien abductions. The real attraction for me is that it feels like what would be happening if there actually WAS an alien incursion happening. There is no random wise shaman who just happens to be the one person who knows how to solve everything (ok there is a game performance by the always-welcome J.K. Simmons as an alienologist, but it turns out that he doesn’t really know anything helpful). Like in Hereditary, sometime the story is just that you have no way to fight back and you’re just screwed.
#37: Magic Mike XXL (2015)

Just so fun and playful and silly; not only is there no real plot (“the guys go on a road trip for One Last Show before giving up and aging out into the real world”), the film scoffs at your silly idea that plot might even matter. The dance numbers are electric and eclectic – Danny Glover owns the house with a scene that is sexy, but not in the body-builder-gyrating manner of most of the other performance. The perfect amuse bouche after a long day.
#36: Power of the Dog (2021)

The landscape shots are almost as dramatic as the actions of the characters, and like the plot, consists of large flat plains with not much happening, punctuated by looming disruptive mountains. Cumberbatch is a right bastard, and much of the movie is spent trying to figure out if and how he will finally get the comeuppance he so richly deserves. There is a hint (director Jane Campion does not like to spell things out very much for her audiences, which is appreciated) that his Phil is despicable in part from thwarted ambitions in life and love, and his differing interactions with his brother and his brother’s new bride are interesting in that light. But the real contest of wills is between Phil and the step-son played by Kodi Smit-McPhee in a tightly-wound, super-watchable turn. Phil is so self-obsessed that when he deigns to take an interest in the kid, he never considers that letting him in might pose a threat.
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